Light, breathable, and unapologetically anti-Valentine — this soft cotton tee features a bold crow-versus-Cupid graphic with the unmistakable message “F-CAW-F.” It’s a funny, dark-humor take on Valentine’s Day for anyone who’s opting out of forced romance, overpriced flowers, and awkward feelings.
Printed on a lightweight Gildan Softstyle tee, the fabric drapes comfortably and feels smooth against the skin without clinging. The classic crew neckline and clean silhouette make it easy to wear year-round — whether you’re side-eyeing Valentine’s plans, grabbing coffee, or just living your best unbothered life.
Relaxed without looking sloppy, this tee holds its shape wash after wash thanks to quality construction details like a ribbed collar, shoulder taping, and a seamless tubular knit. Pair it with jeans, layers, or pajama pants — this shirt does the talking so you don’t have to.
Perfect as:
An anti-Valentine’s Day statement shirt
A funny gift for singles, skeptics, and dark-humor lovers
A wearable reminder that love is optional
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, smooth feel
- Tubular knit construction — no side seams for a clean drape
- Ribbed, elastic collar with shoulder tape to prevent stretching
- Pearlized tear-away label for itch-free comfort
- DTG/DTF print options: sleeve and inner label prints via DTF, main art printed with DTG
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
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S |
M |
L |
XL |
2XL |
| Width, in |
18.00 |
20.00 |
22.00 |
24.00 |
26.00 |
| Length, in |
28.00 |
29.00 |
30.00 |
31.00 |
32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in |
8.23 |
8.50 |
8.74 |
9.02 |
9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
1.50 |
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 64000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Bangladesh
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors , Do not bleach, Tumble dry: low heat, Iron, steam or dry: low heat, Do not dryclean
